Dial Up

Kevin has a Blackberry phone with that voice dialing feature when he hits a button.

It is a woman's voice. Somewhat monotone. Definitely annoying (kind of like the GPS woman's voice).

Sometimes he accidentally hits the button.

In the kitchen after dinner.

Kevin: (accidentally hits button)
Phone Lady: Say a command....say a command....
Kevin: Stop talking to me.
Rachel: Do you ever wish you could say that to me?
Kevin: Well, she doesn't really listen to me anyway.

Phone Lady: Say a command...

Rachel: (speechless)
Kevin: Plus, I found out if I ignore her long enough she stops talking.

Touche'