Step Right Up

Fletcher is taking a bath. Kevin is helping him finish up. He is really into doing math these days (which makes both of his math geek parents very proud).

Fletcher: Zero plus zero is zero. One plus one is two. Two plus two is four. Four plus four is eight. Five plus five is ten. Ten plus ten is twenty. Do you know what twenty plus twenty is?

Dad: Yes, it is forty.

Fletcher: Do you know anyone who is forty?

Dad: Why yes, I do. You do too. You know someone who is forty. Who is it?

Fletcher (giggling): PawPaw**

**For the record, my dad is seventy-four. Let's just say Fletcher probably won't be hired as the "Guess Your Age" guy at the fair any time soon.