Conversation in the bathroom that I overheard .
Please note this is not a typo or an episode from the Twilight Zone.
Although after you read it, you might think I got the names mixed up.
Luke: (splashing a little too hard in the tub)
Kevin: (gently) Luke, let's keep the water in the tub.
Luke: (splashing even harder, on purpose)
Kevin: (much more firmly) Luke!! Daddy said let's keep the water in the tub.
Luke: DO NOT talk back to me!
Kevin: Um, no. You don't talk back to Daddy like that.
Luke: You are NOT THE DADDY!
Kevin: Um, yeah. Yes, I am most definitely the Daddy. YOU are not the daddy.
Luke: (backing down in a small voice) I not the daddy?
Kevin: No.
Luke: Oh, ok. (I can't say for sure because I wasn't in there, but I think he might have gotten one last splash in there just to show whose could be boss if he wanted to).
His preparation for "I'm Three Years Old" has begun.
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