Thursday, July 31, 2008

Throwback Thursday



The date: July 31, 1980 - although he is obviously a little older in this picture
The place: Sulphur, Louisiana
The mood: I was elated. I was an aunt for the very first time at the ripe old age of 11. Since I'm the baby of my family, I didn't have any younger siblings so this was almost like having a baby brother.

This is my nephew Thom. I can't believe he is 28 years old today. He's married to his wonderful wife Katie and the executive director of a museum. How cool is that? I remember the day he was born like it was yesterday. That blond hair and those big blue eyes made everyone fall in love with him. The first nephew. The first grandchild on our side of the family. My sister and brother-in-law live in the same town as my parents so I got to see him almost every day when he was little. He grew up being called Tommy, then somewhere along the way in college or maybe high school decided he wanted to be called Thom.


Happy Birthday, Thom. Aunt Rachel is as proud of you today as I was the very first day I laid eyes on you! Love you!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Because All the Pretty Girls Live There

The shower curtain in the boys' bathroom is a world map. I figured they might as well get a bit of an education since one of them likes to have something to read while he is taking care of business.

The other day I was helping Fletcher in the bathroom when we had this conversation.
Fletcher: (pointing to Brazil on the shower curtain/map) Dad says all the pretty girls live in Brazil.
Mom: Oh, he did, did he?
Fletcher: Yeah, but he met you in Texas.
Mom: Gee, I can't wait until Dad gets home.

Later when Dad gets home --
Mom: Fletcher told me that you said all the pretty girls live in Brazil. Would you like to explain?
Dad: That is NOT what I said at all. He got it all wrong.
Mom: (very suspicious) Go ahead. I am waiting.

Apparently, in the bathroom Fletcher likes Kevin to point out where family members live on the map - Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Wisconsin, etc. Fletcher asked one day where Kevin met me. Dad showed him Texas. Fletcher randomly pointed to Brazil and said that he wanted to meet his wife there. Kevin told him, "I am sure alot of pretty girls live in Brazil." Fletcher translated that to mean that ALL the pretty girls live in Brazil.

That's their story and they're sticking to it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN (Girls' Weekend - Part 2 )

Like I mentioned in yesterday's post, our Girls' Weekend trips have mostly consisted of shopping, eating and visits to the spa. This year we decided to be a bit more adventurous and try out the man-made whitewater rafting center. It's similar to a regular river with various classes of rapids and rocks. It is just man-made. I think it is the only one of its kind in the US.

I've never been whitewater rafting. Ever. I'm not a very strong swimmer so water sports make me a little nervous. I tore my retina the last time I went waterskiing. But all the girls wanted to do this so I was not going to be a wimp. We arrive at the center and the guide gives everyone about a 10-15 minute safety lecture. He talks about how to hold your paddle, what to do if you fall out, how to make eye contact with your guide if you fall out, and then he casually says something along the lines of, "This hardly ever happens, but if you fall out and come up and it's blue then you are under the boat. You need to do the Spiderman crawl in one direction to get out from under the boat. Most people panic and start crawling in all different directions and can't get out." Have you ever been on an airplane when no one is paying attention to the flight attendant's safety demo? It was like that here. Except for me. I was hanging on his every word.

Those words would save my life.*

There are two sections to the "river". The first section are class II and III. These are considered the baby rapids. They take everyone on these first to make sure everyone in the boats can paddle correctly and follow the guide's directions. I was sitting in the back right of the boat in front of the guide. So that meant four of the girls were in front of me and one was beside me. The guide showed us how to wedge one foot under the seat in front of us for stability and put the other foot at an angle to brace ourselves. Did I mention that I have narrow feet? Not just narrow heels, but the top to bottom part is narrow too. She had various commands that she would yell out like "Lean right" or "Paddle left three".

We went through the first section once. We had a little trouble getting going because we couldn't paddle together. and then we were going to do it again before we moved on to the Class IV rapids. I think you can guess what happened. We came to the top of a wave (?) and the raft seemed to go airborne causing the seat in front of me to lift up slightly. My foot came out and I flipped over backwards out of the boat. I wasn't expecting that AT ALL. In my head I was thinking, "We were on the baby rapids!!! No one ever falls out on the baby rapids." I was expecting to pop up out of the water since I was wearing a life vest. Instead I slammed into something blue. Yep - I was under the boat. I started panicking and screaming in my head, "SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN" and frantically crawling in one direction. Those boats don't look all that big, but at the time it seemed HUGE. It seemed like forever before I came up out of the water. My heart was racing. Then I got into the position floating on my back with my feet up so I wouldn't scrape the bottom of the river.

I wear hard contacts. But for water stuff like this, I wear soft contacts. They had shifted in my eyes when I went under. So when I came up, I couldn't see ANYTHING. I am pretty much legally blind without my contacts. Remember, the safety lesson guy said to make eye contact with your guide so he/she can tell you what to do. Yeah, right. I could hear her yelling, "Swim that way." But I couldn't see where she was pointing. I could, however, see another boat coming my way. I was near some rocks so I climbed up on them. The guide for the other boat yelled for me to climb higher because his boat was about to hit those rocks. Frankly, this part was not exactly as fun as I thought it would be when I made the reservations. Finally, my raft came back and got me. The girls were a little freaked out because the four in the front hadn't realized that I had fallen out until Ali (the girl next to me) started yelling. They said it was really scary because they couldn't find me. Then they knew I must be under the boat. They all knew it was my first time to do this and I was not a good swimmer. It was probably only a matter of seconds, but they said it seemed like forever before I came up out of the water. When I was back in the raft, I remember thinking, "I am definitely blogging about this!"

We kept going even though I didn't have a paddle. We did the Class IVs three times and no one ever fell out. My foot is sore because I made sure it was wedged under that seat in front of me. One of our girls in the other raft fell out, but she grabbed the rope on the side of the boat and held on.

Was it scary? Yes. Would I do it again? At this place, yes. Out on a river, I'm not sure. Did we have fun? Yes. At the end of the trip, our guide finally asked us how old we were. She had been trying to figure it out the whole time by asking us questions. When we told her that we were all either 40 or about to turn 40, she was so shocked and impressed that we were there and that we had done so well.

If you want to see pictures of us in the boat (sorry, no pics of my fall), go to this link and look at page 2 photo #18
page 3 photo #19, 20
page 4 photo # 34,35
I'm third row to the right of the guide who is back center. You know, the one without the paddle.

One of the girls had a waterproof camera and she took some pictures, but she is out of town for three weeks so it may be awhile before we get copies of those pics.

*Hey, it's my blog -- I can be as dramatic as I want to be!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Girls' Weekend 2008 - Part 1

We were all single and fresh out of college in Houston for our first jobs. We met at Second Baptist and started doing a Bible study together. That was back in the early 90's. So most of us have known each other for at least 15+ years. Now we are spread out everywhere in Texas, the Carolinas and even Africa. About 8 years ago we decided to start getting together once a year for Girls' Weekend. No kids unless you were still nursing a baby. No husbands. Different place every year. This year they decided to come visit me at our new house. We ate, shopped, went whitewater rafting (more on that in another post) and saw Mamma Mia!. But mostly we just spent time talking and laughing into the wee hours of the morning. It is great to have people who know your history and love you anyway and can pick right back up where you left off a year ago. I love these girls. I love these weekends.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Drowning in a sea of testosterone

Kevin has a weight bench in our bonus room upstairs. It is not a dinky little weight bench. It is this massive thing that is painted the color of a school bus. Apparently, he can do every kind of lifting known to man and not have to go to a gym. He pulled the old "bait and switch" on me with this equipment. When we were having our house built, he suggested we should reinforce the floor joists upstairs in case we ever wanted to put a pool table up there. I thought that was a good idea. I like playing pool. In a separate conversation entirely, we discussed the benefits of getting this weight equipment that he could keep in the garage. I thought the garage was a fabulous idea and gave him two thumbs up. Well, that equipment never saw the garage. It went straight upstairs to the bonus room because --- you guessed it --- the floor is already reinforced anyway. So if you ever come to visit us, you can hop right our of our guest bed and get a work out in. This is what it looks like:
The other day Kevin, Fletcher and I were upstairs and Kevin says, "Let's see if mommy can do a pull up."

Mommy has the upper body strength of a gnat.

Fletcher joins in the excitement and says, "Yeah, mom, go ahead."

Kevin gets The Look from me, but is still laughing anyway.

I don't want my son to think I am a wimp so I get into position. But by this time I am laughing so hard I can't do anything.

Fletcher (ever the encourager) says, "Go ahead, mom. Pull yourself up. Pull. With your arms. On that bar. Try harder. Just pull. Up. You have to go up. It's a pull up."

In case you are wondering, no, I did not complete the pull up. I would not be a candidate for the Presidential Fitness Award.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Throwback Thursday


The date: probably sometime in 1972
The place: maybe Wisconsin
The mood: this was part of a family photo so I am sure there was a guy from Olan Mills with pork chop sideburns smelling like stale cigarette smoke saying "watch the birdie" trying to get Kevin to smile
Isn't he a cutie? He's probably 18 months old in this picture if I had to guess. LOVE the navy and white vest! But what happened to all that blonde hair?



Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Maybe I Should Have Gone to Seminary

Tuesday at lunch. Fletcher is at the snack bar eating his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fletcher: Mom, I am not one of Abraham's sons.
Mom: Huh? (wondering who in the world he was talking about)
F: Abraham - I am not his son**
Mom: I'm not sure what we are talking about (I find myself saying this alot with Fletcher)
F: You know, that song about "Father Abraham had many sons, many sons had father Abraham. I am one of them. . ." He's not my father.

(Ahhh, yes. It finally all clicked for me. The song that goes on forever. Since I worked in the preschool area just this past Sunday at church, I am convinced that someone invented that Father Abraham song to give kids something to do in Sunday School when the pastor's sermon went long and the poor teachers were DONE. I mean, seriously, what does moving your right or left arm, or any body part for that matter, really teach you about Jesus?)

Mom: Well, technically the Bible says you are. We all are.

Parenting dilemma: Do I explain the covenant between God and Abraham in the Old Testament or maybe share that verse in Romans 4:16? I thought that a discussion of covenants and circumcision and being asked to sacrifice your son on a mountain might be a little much for a 4 year old to handle over peanut butter and jelly.

F: No, I'm not.
Mom: Um, it's time for me to feed Luke.

**Just a few days earlier, we had a conversation about adoption and what it means. He has always known he was adopted, but he is just now old enough to start putting the pieces together about birthmothers and birthfathers. We told him he could ask more questions if he had any so I thought his comment might be related to that.